1. The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath - 3:01
2. The Poodle Lecture - 5:02
3. Dirty Love - 2:39
4. Magic Fingers - 2:21
5. The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival - 2:44
6. Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me? - 4:01
7. Father O'Blivion - 2:21
8.Is That Guy Kidding or What? - 4:02
9. I'm So Cute - 1:39
10. White Person - 2:07
11. Lonely Person Devices - 3:13
12. Ms. Pinky - 2:00
13. Shove It Right In - 6:45
14. Wind up Workin' in a Gas Station - 2:32
15. Make a Sex Noise - 3:09
16. Tracy Is a Snob - 3:54
17. I Have Been in You - 5:04
18. Emperor of Ohio - 1:31
19. Dinah-Moe Humm - 3:16
20. He's So Gay - 2:34
21. Camarillo Brillo - 3:09
22. Muffin Man - 2:25

1. NYC Halloween Audience - 0:46
2. The Illinois Enema Bandit - 8:04
3. Thirteen - 6:08
4. Lobster Girl - 2:20
5. Black Napkins - 5:21
6. We're Turning Again - 4:56
7. Alien Orifice - 4:16
8. Catholic Girls - 4:04
9. Crew Slut - 5:33
10. Tryin' to Grow a Chin - 3:33
11. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance - 3:46
12. Lisa's Life Story - 3:05
13. Lonesome Cowboy Nando - 5:15
14. 200 Motels Finale - 3:43
15. Strictly Genteel - 7:07